Dear NFL Committee, please stop fining Chad Ochocinco for being an NFL entertainer in the game. You guys penalize players for expressing themselves after a touchdown, an accomplishment not every player can have. For what? You don’t want the home crowd to boo the player? The players are onlyexpressing themselves after a TD, nothing more. I don’t play professional sports, but there’s no better sound than the silence of the crowd when you’re a visiting team. If there is a specific crime a player does that is derivative of the game, or delaminating towards the crowd, than you can fine them later.
Dear Media, please leave Tiger alone. You already ruined his marriage, what more do you want from the guy. He entertains you with his remarkable golf plays, what more do you want? Is the goal to ruin the life of one or two, maybe the whole family? Leave him and his family business alone. What he did, is his mistake. But you don’t have to tell the whole world his business. I wish each and every media outlet would just broadcast their embarrassing, personal lives. If I were Tiger, I’d step out of the golf spotlight for awhile, just to tell the world, to stay out of my life.
Dear Eddie Jordan, Thank you for telling AI you wouldn’t take him out until he wanted to be taken out. It might be for only the first game, but down the road I think you should do the same. He still has the game he had in 2001, when he was MVP. Players of his caliber don’t lose a step, and if they do, well they find other tactics to get their A game. It’s like Michael Jordan, when he played for the Wizards. Sure he could still 30 a night and get to the hole when he wanted to. But the NBA is 82 games deep, and that means they might not be as consistent as when they were in their prime. Still, Jordan was able to contribute even more with his passing and rebounding.
Dear Geoff Petrie, I hope you have some tricks up your sleeve for pulling superstars next season. One of the best free agencies this coming summer, I sure hope you know what you’re doing. You have seriously made some terrible mistakes ever since 2005. I hope you learned from your mistakes. Trading C-Webb was horrible, along with Ron Artest to the Rockets for a draft pick, trading John Salmons instead of Kevin Martin, for nobody, (could’ve had Hinrich), First round pick for Jason Hart, Not resigning Eddie House, trading Matt Barnes, Drafting Spencer Hawes, Quincy Douby, Not resigning Rick Adelman or Bonzi Wells or Ronnie Price, Hiring Eric Musslemen, Signing Mikki Moore and Shareef Abdul Rahim, resigning Beno Udrih not drafting Rajon Rondo, Stephon Curry, or Dejaun Blair, and so much more. I think the biggest mistake was believing Kevin Martin could carry your team. Have you seen Michael Redd and how far he’s gone? Or what about how we failed to make the playoffs with Peja Stojakavic. Shooters only won’t make it to the playoffs without help.
Dear Michael Singletary, I love what you did with the team. But something still isn’t right. We keep losing to these sub par .500 teams in the 4th quarter, something that’s been haunting all year long. The play calling, I said before needed more passes. Now I think you went too far, and need to even it out. I mean, 44 passes vs 4 rushes, when Frank Gore had 200 yards 2 months ago. I know you play what the defensive gives you, but sometimes you have to run it anyways so they know you’re still there. As for your passing game, it’s looking alright for now. Pretty soon, if not this season then next, everyone’s gonna know your two big routes to Vernon Davis. Anyways, keep up the discipline attitutde, it’s still fun to watch.
Dear Chris Brown, I’m glad you’re back on your feet. Your new album sounds good. I’m glad everythings getting back to normal. Remember, Woosa
Dear Dwyane Wade, please get back on defense. I know you’re tired at times, but Marc Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy were all over you on Friday against the Lakers. It’s still so awesome to watch you struggle the first 3 quarters, and make it a game in the 4th. That is what superstar talent is. I know you’re struggling a little bit, but in time, the NBA will need to watch out! Haha
Dear President Obama, Recently I paid a visit to your house, and for some reason, as I approached at 11 P.M, you shut the lights out like you knew I was coming. I only wish you kept them on until Midnight. Same thing goes for the Christmas Tree outside.
